http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930734

The people at CollegeHumor finally solve a mystery that’s been plaguing Ninja Turtles fans for years: Why do they carry around such sharp blades and blunt sticks if they never use them? Oh parents, so afraid we were going to copy Michelangelo’s chukkin’ or Raphael’s, uh, sai-ing.

Anyways, here’s a hilarious video of what happens when they DO use their weapons… and it ain’t pretty. TURTLE (and Murder) POWER!!! (Special thanks to @RoyalLanceE on Twitter for this nugget of nerdy joy).