After most shows on theStream.tv, there is usually a post-show where the hosts and guest continue to fool around. On my recent Doc Mock’s Movie Mausoleum appearance, I did just that! After performing Konami Code live, the chatroom asked if we could freestyle a rap about the movie we watched, The Black Cobra. And theStream was lucky enough to capture the whole thing!
So hear me and Doc Mock freestyle about Black Cobra, his cat Purvis (who only eats from red cans), Avatar, Chloe and JesV’s cookies… all in one clip! Who says black nerds can’t rap? Plus, you get some sexy Miss D/Doc Mock dancing action, and you don’t want to miss that!
Okay, I don’t know if this is a sign of being funny or going too far on the whole “Hey, let’s take the most whitest person in the world and have said person rap with T-Pain” phenomenon. But I can’t help but find Taylor Swift adorable in a white T and a grill. No wonder that Jonas had to let her go, she was probably pimp slapping him around non-stop.
The hilarious part is that this was an intro for the CMT Awards. Country Music Television has gone a long way since being bought by the same company that owns BET and MTV.
What do you think? Do you like T-Swizzle or do you think enough is enough? Or who do you think should try rapping next? I nominate Kristen Stewart. That would be hilarious!
Everyone knows Vince! He’s that guy that promotes ShamWow. And punches ladies of the night. So it makes sense that his next career should be a rapper.
Here’s Vince rapping about another product called the Slap Chop, thanks to a mashup/remix by YouTuber djsteveporter. I love the lady at the end, and the cut scenes of the breakdancing. Is that from Beat Street or Breakin’, can someone tell me? Thanks to Andy Goldblatt for sharing this one.
Weird Al Yankovic is back at it again, this time with a parody of T.I.’s “Whatever You Like”. Given the economy, his thoughts of getting you whatever you like are slightly different. Enjoy!
With my new Scooby Method, hip-hop rap stars like Ludacris, DMX, NWA, Lil Wayne, and Lil Jon can say whatever they want in their songs without it being edited on the radio.
I recently posted my standup material about McDonald’s and their incessant need to act more “gangsta” to sell Big Macs to urban youth. Thanks for the positive feedback so far. I saw a request for the lyrics to the rap, so here it is: