Dear Creators of the High School Musical movies,

My name is Andre, but many people know me as “Black Nerd” online. I want to congratulate you on a wonderfully successful franchise.

Even as a grown adult, I can enjoy the wild and wacky adventures of Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay, Ryan, Chad, and the black girl.

It’s wonderful. It’s like watching a song-and-dance version of Saved by the Bell. They also had a black girl.

As I now come home from watching your crowning achievement that is High School Musical 3: Senior Year, I say kudos once again to a job well done.

The drama. The laughs. The spectacle. The in-movie final curtain call. Stupendous.

You made a wonderful ending. Which is why I ask the following request…

DON’T MAKE ANY MORE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL MOVIES!

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This week I review Oliver Stone’s W. for Movie Mob. Fair warning, my comments are about the MOVIE, not the President. Those who know me know how I truly feel. Let’s just say I like Colin Powell.

Don’t forget to vote for me as many times as you can at reelzchannel.com/moviemob!

This week is crucial, cause I totally want to be on next week. Why? Four words.

High. School. Musical. 3.

Actually, that’s three words and a number.

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I had to see Quarantine for Movie Mob this week. Eh. I would’ve rather this movie instead. The trailer is from The Soup on E!, one of the funniest freakin’ shows on television. IT’S MILEY!

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James Rolfe, known by most as the Angry Video Game Nerd from Cinemassacre.com, does this absolutely wonderful and completely accurate review of Gremlins and Gremlins 2 The New Batch as a promotion for Spike TV’s upcoming Scream 2008 Awards.

Is it just me, or does it seem like there are all these little ways here and there to get Gremlins back into the mainstream?  And why on Earth and sequels would they want to do that? *sinister laugh*

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A couple of years ago, I starred in an independent film, The Breakdance Kid.  You might not be able to recognize me.  Cause I call myself Katfish. And wear a giant afro.  Here’s the trailer for the film that I found recently on YouTube.

And if you’re interested in seeing the movie, you can rent it on Netflix or buy it in DVD or download form from various websites. Google it! That’s what Katfish say.

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I’m not in it a mega-lot (is that a word?), but check out the clip from this week’s Movie Mob where me and other Movie Mobsters review Burn After Reading from The Brothers Coen.

And don’t forget to keep voting for me as much as you like at www.reelzchannel.com/moviemob! It’ll make me love you more. Seriously.

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Forbes Magazine recently released its Top 10 list of overpaid/least bankable movie stars. We discussed the list in Black Nerd LIVE! to see if the chat room of the show agreed or disagreed.

10. CATE BLANCHETT - The room totally disagreed. She is a well-respected actress, regardless of movie income intake.

09. WILL FERRELL - The room, some of which saw Tallegeda Nights, Blades of Glory and Semi-Pro back-to-back, totally agreed.

08. DREW BARRYMORE - The room was split on this one, especially after some E.T. flashbacks.

07. NICOLAS CAGE - The room really agreed. And that was just from the trailers of Ghost Rider and Bangkok Dangerous.

06. JIM CARREY - The room was split. Maybe a firm decision will be made after Yes Man comes out.

05. JENNIFER LOPEZ - A Gigli-namious agree!

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Here’s the Movie Mob, featuring a huge chunk o’me, reviewing Nicolas Cage (and his hair) in Bangkok Dangerous… the #1 movie in America… on the worst movie weekend in 5 years. Congratulations?

Watch Movie Mob every week on ReelzChannel. And remember to Vote for Black Nerd on Movie Mob to keep me on the show each week.  You can vote as often as you like! It gets me one step closer to being the next Roger Ebert!

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Hi, everyone! Black Nerd here asking you to Vote for me to stay on “Movie Mob” on Reelz Channel!  It’s a weekly show where 10 people get to review the latest movies and movie trailers. Every week, the top 8 people get to stay, the bottom 2 go. So I need your votes to stay in the game!

Go to www.reelzchannel.com/moviemob to watch my review clips and cast your vote! YOU CAN VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE! NO LIMITS!

So vote early and often so I can keep making you laugh with movie reviews!

And if you have Reelz Channel on your cable or satellite provider, you can watch the show Mondays at 7:00PM EST (and several times thereafter). Check local listings for showtimes.

Thanks and rock the vote!

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So I didn’t realize until I was on the FANCAST blog that Emma Stone starred in two movies in the same weekend.

For those that don’t recognize her, since I didn’t even recognize she was in both films, she was the girl that got headbutted by Jonah Hill in Superbad.

Way to go, Emma Stone! You’re in The Rocker. You’re in The House Bunny. You’re all over the place.

Maybe Obama should have picked you instead of Joe Biden as his Vice Presidential nominee. Obama/Stone ‘08.

Oh, and the same goes to Kiely Williams, too.

She was in The House Bunny and she also starred in The Cheetah Girls: One World which premiered this weekend on The Disney Channel.

But writing that lets people know I was aware there was another Cheetah Girls movie.

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