Recently, Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas announced they were an item (Demi, take the advice of Taylor Swift and get rid of your phone). This made me think of other times Disney Channel stars ever hooked up… entertainment-wise that is. Here’s 13 times where Disney Channel stars collaborated with other Disney Channel stars. Why 13? Cause I like PRIME NUMBERS! IT’S A PRIME LIST!

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THIS FUNNYORDIE LOL WILL ONLY COST YOU 1:59 OF YOUR LIFE

Today, Friday the 13th comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray. I’m a big fan of the new Jason, Derek Mears. So I was trying to look up some info on the horror film and its special features.

Somehow my current searches for horror mixed with my numerous previous searches for High School Musical stuff led me to this hilarious video. It’s a recut of the High School Musical 2 trailer to make it seem like it’s a suspense thriller/horror film. I know some people are truly scared of the HSM franchise, but I don’t think this is what they meant.

And after the Super Mario Jump, see what Mary Poppins looks like as a horror film…

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So I did the unthinkable… actually watched some American Idol (cough, Adam)… so I could catch the preview episode of Glee, a new and very smart FOX show that will hopefully succeed and not fall into the Andy Richter Controls the Universe abyss of gone-too-soon-shows. Glee is fresh. It’s funny. It’s quirky. The cast does a remarkable job. They can SANG! And let’s not forget it has the amazing Jane Lynch and Google Girl from Heroes.

I’ve been seeing a lot of reviews, Tweets and status updates from people saying how great it is. And I totally agree with them. What I DON’T agree with are the people who loved this premiere, but have an extreme hatred of High School Musical, or to a lesser extent, Spectacular. I’m sorry, people, they are cut from the same cloth! Deal with it!

Let me break down for you…

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Disney and BET’s new Zac Efron. Zac is back and now he’s Blac (K is silent).

This past weekend, Zac Efron hosted Saturday Night Live to promote his new movie 17 Again. So I present to you a list of 7 Zac Efron SNL sketches. Why 7? CAUSE I LIKE PRIME NUMBERS! IT’S A PRIME LIST! And it’s about Teen Culture! It’s a PRIMATEEN LIST!

Also, because they’re the only 7 available. Two other sketches of the night are hilarious, but are nowhere to be found on… TEH INTERWEB! One was a Later Today spoof with Efron playing Kathie Lee’s son, Cody. Great sketch, but unfortunately led to THIS happening (Hair rollers? Really, KLG?).

The second was the last sketch of the night and it featured Zac Efron, dating advice, and the creepiest foot rub in the history of television. But SNL claims it was the music in the sketch, not the overt foot fetishism, that caused this sketch to not be available.

But I digress. Let’s start this PRIMATEEN LIST of 7 Zac Efron Saturday Night Live Sketches.

1. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 4

The inevitable High School Musical sketch. Also the best of the night. I especially love the cheat-outs and Kenan Thompson’s pronunciation of the word “Troy.” And mega props to Casey Wilson’s dead-on impression of Ms. Darbus!!!

AFTER THE SUPER MARIO JUMP, 6 more Prime List selections. AND TALKBACK: What did you think of Zac Efron’s SNL performance?

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Dear Creators of the High School Musical movies,

My name is Andre, but many people know me as “Black Nerd” online. I want to congratulate you on a wonderfully successful franchise.

Even as a grown adult, I can enjoy the wild and wacky adventures of Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay, Ryan, Chad, and the black girl.

It’s wonderful. It’s like watching a song-and-dance version of Saved by the Bell. They also had a black girl.

As I now come home from watching your crowning achievement that is High School Musical 3: Senior Year, I say kudos once again to a job well done.

The drama. The laughs. The spectacle. The in-movie final curtain call. Stupendous.

You made a wonderful ending. Which is why I ask the following request…

DON’T MAKE ANY MORE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL MOVIES!

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