How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

I know Halloween is over, but I was introduced to this Onion News Network video last night and I just had to share. It’s so adorable, so wrong and so funny all at the same time, and vids like that don’t come too often. Nor do girly-boy vampires and effeminate “big ole bears”. Well, in actual bear costumes, that is. Enjoy this final Halloween moment, then get ready for all the Christmas shoving down your throat.

Many people wonder why we get so scared from monster movies and horror films. I blame television. When you are young, you get inidated with scary but funny shows about ghosts, ghouls and monsters, to the point you think they’re cute and fun. And then, whammo! You get older and are subjected to Ring chicks, Blair Witches, and Paranormal Activities! Nice job, TV.

So I thought I would take this opportunity to list all those kids’ TV shows and cartoons that made scary fun, completely bamboozling us about scary things until we got older. 31 to be exact. Why 31? Cause it’s HALLOWEEN! Oh yeah, and cause it’s a… PRIME NUMBER! IT’S A PRIME LIST!

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NOTE: This is all JOKES! So don’t attack me with You’re playing the race card, We’re all one society, We have a black president so why are you complaining, blah blah blah. I learned my lesson for the Axe incident.

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