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Dane Cook Live Comedy Show

Andre BlackNerd — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:50:53 +0000

ADVERTISEMENT: Tonight (Sat Feb 6), in a rare event, comedian Dane Cook is having a one-night only live comedy show. But you don’t have to go to any club and get 2 drinks minimum. Because it’s live and ONLINE! 5 full hours (6:30-11:30pm est) of Dane Cook comedy action.

Tickets are only $5. You can buy your ticket at http://www.ustream.tv/danecooktickets. Then come right back to this post to watch the show live. Enjoy. (from Comedy.com)

Contest of Awesome Finals! Vote Konami Code

Andre BlackNerd — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:45:35 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jKuU_vGcEg

NOTE: Voting for contest has ended. Thanks to everyone who voted.

I am proud to announce that Konami Code (Paper Planes Parody) is a FINALIST IN THE CONTEST OF AWESOME! What else can I say but AWESOME! So go to barelydigital.com/weezer and vote for Konami Code to win the contest. The creator of the winning video will get to make an appearance in a Weezer music video.

You can vote once per day and voting closes at midnight Sun Feb 7. So PLEASE vote for me at barelydigital.com/weezer. I really appreciate your support. Plus, when you vote, YOU are entered in a contest to win a guitar autographed by Weezer. Bonus!

Screen Team: Teaser Trailer

Andre BlackNerd — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:50:35 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnjt9y18-tY

Missing Movie Mob? No worries. The SCREEN TEAM has got you covered! Headed up by The FilmBadgers, former Movie Mobsters including BritTwins, GardenMary, Cinemaniacs, Fanboy and more joined forces to continue reviewing movies. Now we just do it on YouTube and we could do it the way we want. And yes, there will be skits. There WILL be skits!

Look forward to the Screen Team videos that I cameo in here on the Black Nerd Blog. But you can watch all videos from the Screen Team Show at YouTube.com/ScreenTeamShow or ScreenTeamShow.com.

Apple Apparently Never Watched MADtv

Andre BlackNerd — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:49:54 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjU0K8QPhs

Today, Apple announced the iPad, a tablet for $499 (seriously?) that allows you to do everything your iPod and iPhone does… but with a bigger screen! I’m sorry, but in the days of cell phones, netbooks and Kindles, this just looks like another quirky piece of technology to make hipsters spend their money on something else besides checkerboard-designed hats, unnecessary scarfs and ironic Sesame Street t-shirts from Urban Outfitters.

And the name is really ticking women off. Jokes are already flying across the Internet about the name. And from this video, you’ll see that Apple apprently never watched MADtv. It’s one thing for someone to make a joke about you, it’s another thing to follow the joke… AFTER IT’S BEEN MADE.

Hi, I’m Andre, and even though I hate the crap out of Vista, I’m still a PC. Sorry, Justin Long.

ASPCC for Cheating Men

Andre BlackNerd — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:20:03 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jImWsHr4Zfs

The idiot (in a good way) folks over at Idiot Parade TV made this funny video for DipDive.com, run by the Black Eyed Peas. It’s a hilarious spoof of Sarah McLachlan’s ASPCA campaign. But instead of cats and dogs, it’s cheating men. Look for a black nerd in the spot with some awesome mouth gear (also look for an awesome Tiger-ish fellow).

And the good (in a really good way) folks at Idiot Parade TV plan to donate half of the ad revenue on this video to Haiti relief. “Save the Children” to be exact. So get a good laugh and help a good cause. Plus, it’s co-created by Laura Youngman, a woman so royal you could call her a “Princess.”

YouTube Spotlight for Mii Luv Wii: Hailey Bright

Andre BlackNerd — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 02:06:08 +0000

Last week, I was pleased to announce that my Response to Charles Barkley on SNL video became the #1 YouTube Spotlight Video for People & Blogs. It was quite an honor that comes by once in a while… make that TWICE in a while…

Today, I found out that my latest Mii Luv Wii video with special guest Hailey Bright is the #1 YouTube Spotlight Video for Gaming. Yay me! And yay Hailey! Thanks so much for being a part of this.

This is indeed quite an honor that I’ve had two Black Nerd Comedy videos in two weeks get spotlighted by YouTube. I’m truly thankful to the website as well as all of my viewers and subscribers that make this possible. And how about that Hailey Bright, is she awesome or what? (Congrats on getting Gamette of the Year, babe!)

Mii Luv Wii: Hailey Bright Cheer Evil

Black Nerd Comedy — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:48:06 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2xXqvlcjfE

Hailey Bright (Coin-Op TV, BusyGamer Gamette of the Year) helps play and review We Cheer 2 (Namco Bandai) complete with cheerleading montage. Plus, Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles (Capcom). Hailey loves killin’ zombies!

Nominate Konami Code / Street Fighter IV-Down for Weezer Contest of Awesome

Andre BlackNerd — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:03:13 +0000

BarelyDigital.com has a music video series called The Key of Awesome and they are looking for the funniest YouTube music videos of 2009 that they didn’t make. The winner flies out to Los Angeles (or in my case, drives out, I guess). Plus, the winner will CAMEO IN A WEEZER MUSIC VIDEO! Yes!

Go to http://www.barelydigital.com/weezercontest between now and January 27 and enter my 2009 music video URLs below:

Konami Code (Paper Planes Parody)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkvWXbGrCx0 or http://bit.ly/kcppp

Street Fighter IV-Down Throwdown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_icbGDSV7A or http://bit.ly/sfivdown

10th Funniest Black Comic You Never Heard Of

Andre BlackNerd — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 00:42:20 +0000

For MLK Day (or Martin Luther King Day for abbreviation-haters) Comedy.com hand-picked The 10 Funniest African-American Comics You’ve Never Heard Of. It’s basically a list of funny black comics whose last names aren’t Pryor, Murphy, Rock, Chappelle or Morgan.

I felt pretty proud of myself because I knew most of the comedians, but I especially a certain black and – let’s say – “nerdy” comedian that made the list.

IT’S ME! Yes, I am among such hilarious comedians as Dick Gregory, George Kirby, J.B. Smoove, Patrice O’Neal and the guy from Derrick Comedy and Community. Awesomes.

Comedy.com, thank you so much for this honor. I promise to make you proud with my title and not lose my position by talking bad about gay marriage or making 7 videos of me touching myself.

YouTube Spotlight: Black Nerd Versus Barkley

Andre BlackNerd — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 20:04:31 +0000

I am proud to announce that my video response to Charles Barkley’s Saturday Night Live monolgoue is the #1 YouTube Spotlight Video for today. It is the #1 video under the People & Blogs category and also occasionally shows us on the main Videos page. Yay! Thanks so much for everyone who checked out and promoted the video. Especially to those of you who got the joke. Also, thanks to YouTube who came up with a great new title for the video, “Black Nerd Versus Barkley.” I like it!

Response to Charles Barkley on SNL

Black Nerd Comedy — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:51:53 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJnCX4J2hOI

Charles Barkley jokes on Saturday Night Live that there is “nothing sadder than a black nerd.” As a Black Nerd, I argue that there is something sadder… being Charles Barkley. NOTE: This is a COMEDIC RESPONSE to Charles Barkley’s SNL monologue. Don’t use this to start some strange BlackNerd/Barkley beef.

Mii Luv Wii: New Super Mario Bros. Wii

Black Nerd Comedy — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:46:12 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKOeFWIjWy4

I review New Super Mario Bros. Wii for Coin-Op TV Live. I also try to get fellow gamers over for multiplayer and end up with a dirty Yoshi.

(Movie Mob) Thanks for the Memories

Andre BlackNerd — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 01:10:32 +0000

In case you’ve heard the rumors, yes it is true. Movie Mob is officially cancelled. The show had a good run, and I personally had a great run, having been on the show for a year and a half (including over 52 weeks of avoiding being voted off before that feature was removed from the program). As of the official cancellation, I was #2 in longest amount of time on the show (after those adorable BritTwins).

While I am sure I will be seeing movies on a regular basis, I will definitely miss bringing my “home-grown” reviews to your home every week. Movie Mob and ReelzChannel gave me a great opportunity to display my Black Nerd-like nature to cable subscribers’ homes. From answering Sara Fletcher, Tory Shulman and Travis Oscarson’s crazy questions to making movie-related spoofs, I had a blast for a year and a half.

Movie Mob also gave me the opportunity to meet such wonderful other Mobsters, many of them are now official friends. I already knew HappilyEverAfter (who introduced me to the show) and the BritTwins before (and a couple others, but I don’t remember their Mob names), but it was great to be on a show with them. I met fellow YouTuber MakeMeBad(35) on the show, and got to experience how the 3Yutes can make the ReelzChannel sensors work overtime. Robin and Boy Wonder, oh my gosh, there are no words. Those two were a blast. I loved how they gave their real reviews (sometimes sober) and it was especially fun doing Movie Mob debates with them. And I have to give a special shout-out to KeanuLover, who even proclaimed on the show that I was her favorite Mobster. Love ya, babe!

But Movie Mob got hardcore fun for me when it included GardenMary, RecessBoys, Meowzers, and of course, the FilmBadgers. GardenMary didn’t just come on the show strong, she dominated! Week after week! And she’s a sweet lady, she even came to see me perform improv. RecessBoys I loved since day one. They were just so snarky and cool, like a mini-Robin and Boy Wonder. I also commend them for sticking around through so much hatred and controversy (Some idiots actually believed their youth was the reason we were reviewing kids’ movies. God forbid we review something rated G or PG. How dare us!)

Meowzers… she will always hold a special place in my heart. We’ve had the luxury of spending some time together, on Movie Mob and off, and I’ve enjoyed it every time. And that leads me to the FilmBadgers. This dynamic duo of Movie Mob made it so much fun, with their creativity, energy, dedication and passion for movies as well as the show itself. Even in the ”AfterMASH” season of Movie Mob (get the reference?), they worked well to bring the elements of the show we loved so much, and brought us all along for the ride. I thank them, and something tells me FilmBadgers and Black Nerd Comedy will definitely be working together again.

I have to thank Eyeboogie for all the hard work they put into this show. Pete and Brandon, if you’re out there, thanks. Especially Pete, who would come to film me in the early days. I tried to be funny, if for anything, to make him laugh, cause I knew that would be good for the show. You guys were great! And kudos to Dan, who produced the show along with host Travis, for doing the best that they could with what they had to work with. I have it on good authority that every change made to Movie Mob was not theirs, but I feel they had to accept the good and bad of them all. So I appreciate you not only doing your best work but appreciating my talents, even with wireless internet (inside joke, ha ha).

I gotta give love to Sara Fletcher. I really enjoyed seeing her on the show and I already see she’s on to bigger and better things (Secret Girlfriend anyone?) And Tory Shulman, yum. MY secret girlfriend! It was hilarious TV-flirting with you and seeing you be silly every chance you got. You were a ball of energy and now you’re just as fun telling us what happened last night on TV.

Finally, I have to thank YOU. That’s right, if you’re reading this long-winded blog, you’re probably a big fan of Movie Mob or of me being on Movie Mob. And I give you the biggest thanks of all. Your votes every week, your sweet comments on my Facebook, and your interaction on the Movie Mob Facebook Page were equally loved and appreciated. In fact, Black Nerd Movie Mob fans were the reason I made a Facebook page outside my personal one, because so many of you wanted to talk to me beyond the show. So I have nothing but thanks for you.

But don’t think that the ending of Movie Mob means the ending of Black Nerd Comedy. For over two and a half years, I have been bringing comedy specifically to the Internet with videos, vlogs, blogs, funny pictures and webcasts, and that will definitely not stop. And I will definitely looking to my fellow Mobsters for collaborations. So if you ever need your Black Nerd fix without Movie Mob, you can always come here.

One more thing… I know having the show cancelled will get certain people to come up with a reason why. And most fingers will point to the format change, Travis hosting, new time slot, blah blah blah. Enough of that. Now not’s the time for speculation, cause I have my own theories not worth getting into… (Okay, I’ll share. I always thought the format change was what basically saved the show from being cancelled even earlier… but enough about that…)

Movie Mob was overall a fun experience, for me, for fellow Mobsters and for all of you. And as I’m always known for looking at the positive, that’s what I’ll do here. I’ll remember Movie Mob for all the good times, and I hope you all will, too. Movie Mob, thanks for the memories. It was a great ride.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch my new TV girlfriend… Casey Messer of Movies and Music.

Love, Always and Forever,
BlackNerd from Movie Mob

P.S. I couldn’t do this without giving a big shout-out to the Movie Mob logo! That’s my homeslice! You were such an awesome friend through the whole experience. Whoever thought I would have so much love for a PNG file. Thank you, Movie Mob logo, thank you.

Mii Luv Wii: Spyborgs Sports Dragonball

Andre BlackNerd — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:57:51 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgHxjw3hpQQ

I review Nintendo Wii video games for Coin-Op TV. Spyborgs (Capcom), Deca Sports 2 (Hudson Soft) and Dragonball: Revenge of King Piccolo (Namco Bandai). Plus cool video game schwag and fingerless gloves.

The RadNerd Show with Michael Cornacchia

Andre BlackNerd — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:07:47 +0000

Watch This Clip on www.theStream.tv

This past week, I was the special IM guest on The RadNerd Show, the live show on theStream starring Beau, Leo and special guest Michael Cornacchia. The hosts and the people in the chat room kept calling me “Flitz” who is the usual RadNerd IM guy (cause we’re both black, get it?) That then turned to Ollie Williams of Family Guy and that turned into this classic clip.

The RadNerd Show – The Radness

Watch This Episode on www.theStream.tv

Michael Cornacchia is very, VERY funny! And he’s been in a LOT of TV shows and movies, including that Disney Channel one that stars Billy Ray’s kid. You know the one. Watch the full show cause it’s GOOD GOOD GOOD! (Warning: NSFW)

Bird vs. Nerd: Super Mario Bros. Movie

Black Nerd Comedy — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:39:46 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUB1qPXVdL4

ActionChick (Bird) and BlackNerd (Nerd) review the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie. Dueling Marios, Goomba dancing and the awkward Koopa Towers. Plus a special tribute to Lou Albano. View Action Flick Chick’s web site at ActionFlickChick.com and her YouTube page at YouTube.com/ActionFlickChick.

Ultimate Twilight Fan

Black Nerd Comedy — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:04:20 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksTCdscXMyE

My cousin Annabelle Foxglove entered the ReelzChannel Ultimate Twilight Fan contest. This is her entry, including her reaction to the New Moon trailer. Twilight parody and New Moon spoof reaction. http://BlackNerdComedy.com

This Twilight parody and New Moon spoof reaction is the extended version of what aired on Movie Mob. http://ReelzChannel.com/MovieMob

2012 Blowout Sale

Black Nerd Comedy — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:31:22 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtp73ITlaIo

2012 and the end of the world got you down? No worries. Crazy Cal can save you money on cars, boats and national monuments! FilmBadgers from Movie Mob guest star.

Justin Chon Coin-Op TV and Twitter Shout-Out

Andre BlackNerd — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:58:52 +0000

This recent episode of Coin-Op TV not only features Justin Chon from The Twilight Saga (trust me, this guy is wilder, wackier and funnier than the movie he stars in implies) and Turbo, but I offer my first game review video. I talk about and make comedic comments on 3 Wii video games.

Rob tells me there was lots of laughter in the live studio audience while the video showed and Justin gave me a shout-out live on the show. He even mentions wanting to do a video with me (Any ideas?) And then Rob sent me this awesome tweet from Justin Chon himself! Awesomepants! Thanks to Rob, Hailey, theStream and Justin for the Black Nerd love!

Watch This Episode on www.theStream.tv
(My clip: ~13:00, Justin’s shout-out: ~24:15)

A Black Nerd Christmas Carol

Andre BlackNerd — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:55:02 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCaWs3B1uuM

A parody of the Dickens classic. The 3 Ghosts of A Christmas Carol visit the House of Black Nerd a little too early. And I reflect on holiday specials past. This is the extended version of my Movie Mob spoof. Vote 4 BlackNerd on Movie Mob: http://ReelzChannel.com/MovieMob

Halloween Costumes for Effeminate Son LOL

Andre BlackNerd — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:04:26 +0000

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

I know Halloween is over, but I was introduced to this Onion News Network video last night and I just had to share. It’s so adorable, so wrong and so funny all at the same time, and vids like that don’t come too often. Nor do girly-boy vampires and effeminate “big ole bears”. Well, in actual bear costumes, that is. Enjoy this final Halloween moment, then get ready for all the Christmas shoving down your throat.

31 Prime Scary Funny Cartoons and Kidcoms

Andre BlackNerd — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:15:32 +0000

Many people wonder why we get so scared from monster movies and horror films. I blame television. When you are young, you get inidated with scary but funny shows about ghosts, ghouls and monsters, to the point you think they’re cute and fun. And then, whammo! You get older and are subjected to Ring chicks, Blair Witches, and Paranormal Activities! Nice job, TV.

So I thought I would take this opportunity to list all those kids’ TV shows and cartoons that made scary fun, completely bamboozling us about scary things until we got older. 31 to be exact. Why 31? Cause it’s HALLOWEEN! Oh yeah, and cause it’s a… PRIME NUMBER! IT’S A PRIME LIST!

01. THE ADDAMS FAMILY (ANIMATED SERIES)

After the awesome Addams Family movies came out, an animated series followed. It was kooky, silly and very very funny. But not many people remember it. All they remember is when Scooby-Doo met the Addams Family. Not the same.

02. THE NEW ADDAMS FAMILY

Now this one you might not remember. Before The Family Channel became ABC Family, it was FOX Family, and this was their flagship show. It’s like they got a bunch of Addams Family impersonaters and made a show out of it. But hey, it’s better than…

03. THE MUNSTERS TODAY

…ugh. This syndicated sitcom was all “Hey, let’s put the Munsters in the late 80s, so they can do totally rad 80s things!” And where do they get off with calling the show The Munsters… Today??? Didn’t they realize time would continue past this show? Anyway, you get Jason Marsden as Eddie Munster, so that’s a plus!

04. SCOOBY-DOO WHERE ARE YOU?

You knew this was going to be on the list? It’s the scary funny show that dreams and Scooby-Doo Costumes were made of!

05. A PUP NAMED SCOOBY-DOO

I knew there’s like 50 variations of Scooby-Doo, but I had to list this one, cause gosh darnit I LOVE THAT THEME SONG! Scooby-Dooby! Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

06. WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY-DOO?

Okay, I promise, no more Scooby-Doo. But I LOVE this theme song! Best Simple Plan song ever.

07. THE FUNKY PHANTOM

So, no more Scooby-Doo. But get ready for the Scooby rip-offs…

08. FANGFACE

…lots of Scooby rip-offs…

09. GOOBER AND THE GHOST CHASERS

…seriously, a LOT of Scooby rip-offs…

10. THE GALLOPING GHOST

…OKAY, ENOUGH SCOOBY RIP-OFFS!

11. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?

All right, now we’re talking. The show that made it scary to watch SNICK. When you’re watching this show, try not to wet that big orange couch.

12. GOOSEBUMPS

FOX tried to get in on the scare kids bandwagon with the TV show based on the scary kids’ books. All I remember about this show was the evil dummy. Cartoon Network airs this show every October, further questioning why they are called “Cartoon” Network and not “Show Whatever We Want to Compete with Nickelodeon” Network.

13. THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS

One of the main reasons to wake up Saturday mornings and get home early weekday afternoons. This cartoon was the SHIZ-NITE! I’m still saving my pennies to buy the complete series DVD set. But they weren’t the only Ghostbusters on the block…

14. THE OTHER GHOSTBUSTERS

Based on the live-action 70’s series of the same ilk, this cartoon Ghostbusters came out the same time as The Real Ghostbusters which launched the eternal debut of which Busters bust better. Gotta love The Real Ghostbusters better, simply for the fact they have a black guy on their team instead of a FRAKKIN’ APE! But you gotta give the other Ghostbusters credit for having a villain as bad-@$$ as Prime Evil!

15. EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS

These ain’t yo daddy’s Ghostbusters! They Ghostbusters… to the XTREME!!! One’s a chick! And one’s in a wheelchair! Take that, society! XTREME!!!

16. SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH

Or as I like to call it, Sabrina Explains It All. This aired for the most part of ABC’s TGIF that I didn’t watch, especially after Family Matters left. Look at those dance moves in the third intro. Wow, no wonder she was on Dancing with the Stars, tee hee. Oh yeah, there’s an animated version, too. I wish there was a cartoon Clarissa. It could’ve led to the inevitable Clarissa/Doug crossover.

17. SABRINA THE CLASSIC ANIMATED SERIES

Yeah, the original Sabrina. With the real aunts. And hanging out with Archie. That’s the Sabrina I love. Sorry, Melissa/Clarissa. Besides, Sabrina made way for one of the grooviest cartoons ever…

18. THE GROOVY GOOLIES

Everybody shout! Come on now, sing out! It’s time for the Goolie get-together! I totally want to go to a goolie get-together. That would be fun. Hanging with monsters. Making lame puns. Solving mysteries. Oh wait, that’s not Groovy Goolies, that’s…

19. THE MONSTER SQUAD

No, not the campy 80’s movie. I’m talking about a TV show with monsters solving crimes. OH NO! SCOOBY RIP-OFFS RETURN! Dangit Dangit Dangit!!!

20. BIG BAD BEETLEBORGS

Alright, let’s go from Scooby rip-offs to Power Ranger rip-offs. Let’s stop having the monsters solve mysteries and instead fight monsters. With three kids in bug suits. And a guy that looks like a cross between Jay Leno and a blue version of The Mask. Man, we just would just watch ANYTHING in the 90’s, huh?

21. WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE

This show is starting to grow on me. I think it’s Selena’s sarcastic timing. Very different from the typical Disney Channel “LET’S YELL REALLY LOUD CAUSE THAT MAKES IT’S FUNNIER” comedy. But seriously, how old is Selena Gomez? She still has the same face from her Barney days. She must use some really good facial cleanser.

22. TALES FROM THE CRYPTKEEPER

That’s right, boils and ghouls! Tales from the Crypt had an animated Saturday morning cartoon for kids! What better way to continue their fun of sneaking out of bed the night before to watch the real show on HBO. You know you did it! By the way, it’s not to be confused with the actual Tales from the Crypt episode, “The Third Pig.”

23. BUMP IN THE NIGHT

Don’t let this show fool you. It’ll suck you in with its music and claymation, but this show’s got the E/I label. That means you’ll learn something, fool! The scariest thing of all. Edutainment.

24. RICK MORANIS IN GRAVEDALE HIGH

NBC had this weird fascination of trying to bring back the “Celebrities in Cartoons” fad of the 70’s. Camp Candy, Jordan, Bo and Gretsky in ProStars, Wish Kid starring Macauley Culkin, Kid ‘n Play, and of course, this series. Is this the last thing Rick Moranis did before he retired? I think so. Either this or The Flintstones Movie. Either way, sad.

25. LITTLE SHOP

Funny, Rick Moranis had nothing to do with this cartoon. But see, this is a perfect example of misleading children. Any kid watching this thinks, “Oh Audrey II is cute” and then you find out later, that plant don’t eat pizza… that plant eats BLOOD! Yeaaah, boyyyy!!!

26. TEEN WOLF

Yes, believe it or not, Teen Wolf had a cartoon. Teen Wolf. But that’s ok. I’m glad movies were made into cartoons. Because it brought us one of the most awesomest movie to cartoon adaptation ever. But you have to say it three times fast to make it show up on the list…

27. BEETLEJUICE

This cartoon was AMAZING!!!!!!!!! I couldn’t get enough of it. Sure, they changed Lydia into a little girl so Beetlejuice isn’t trying to marry her anymore. It doesn’t matter! THIS. CARTOON. WAS. GOLD. I even loved the quickly churned out weekday afternoon ones. It was just a great show. Da-boo-dee-boo-da!

28. CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST

Before Beetlejuice, this was the original ghost with the most. Casper the Friendly Ghost is as old school as it gets. And it got revived to a really cool version, The Spooktacular New Adventures of Casper, after the Casper movie came out. Hard to find, but if you do, check it out. Rare to enjoy a series based on the adventures of a dead kid.

29. MONSTER BASH

I’m reaching way back for this one. You would get this little segments in between cartoons on the USA Cartoon Express. Ah, I miss the Cartoon Express. I don’t see why they can’t bring it back. Just make a new cartoon called Little Monk and the Psych Kids.

30. THE MINI MONSTERS

If you know what cartoon series this came from, then I bow down to your nerdy retroness.

31. MY PET MONSTER

How do you sell your toy line? You make a cartoon out of it, of course! But I have to admit I watched this show every week. It was that darn theme song. It lured me in every time. And you gotta love the reference to the Addams Family at the beginning. See, my list comes full circle.

R.I.P. to the 1st Live-Action (Super Mario)

Andre BlackNerd — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:35:15 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0

Capt. Lou Albano passed away. Not only was he a big part of the Hulk Hogan heyday of professional wrestling and Cyndi Lauper music videos, he also provided the live-action look and voice for Mario every weekday afternoon on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. This guy was a big part of my personal pop culture lifestyle and he will be terribly missed. Thanks, Capt. Lou for entertaining us and bringing one of our favorite video game characters to life. Do the Mario!

Cyndi Lauper – “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” / “Goonies R Good Enough”

Paranerdal Activity

Black Nerd Comedy — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:38:22 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Gr4vvukak

I set up a camera to look for Paranormal Activity. Just like the movie. But a demon is not as scary as what I do in my bedroom at night. (Extended original cut of my Movie Mob spoof)

(Movie Mob) Paranerdal Activity

Andre BlackNerd — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:30:53 +0000

http://www.reelzchannel.com/trailer-clips/43212/paranormal-activity-nerd-style

Note: This is the Movie Mob edited version. The “Director’s Cut” is now available.

This is a special MOVIE MOB clip: a short spoof I did for the show. I had to review the film Paranormal Activity and it inspired me to come up this sketch: What would happen if paranormal activity happened in my home? And worse, what exactly do I do late at night? All those questions – plus what I wear to bed – are answered in this clip.

Stay tuned for an extended version of this sketch soon to Black Nerd Comedy. And don’t forget to vote for me as Mob Boss of the Week at ReelzChannel.com/MovieMob.

Video also available on: YouTube

Two Years of Hailey Bright on Coin-Op TV

Andre BlackNerd — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:25:40 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDd5eUw2W9k

If you watch Coin-Op TV Live, then you know Rob Welkner’s lovely co-host, Hailey Bright. She recently celebrated 2 years of being on the show. So while she was at the Tokyo Game Show, Rob made a video at SC3 of Hailey’s fans and friends congratulating her.

You’ll see RadNerd, Brian of theStream.tv, peeps from Street Fighter IV-Down. And there’s a beautiful black nerd bookeding the video with the worst Marilyn Monroe/American Idol impression ever.

Congratulations to 2 year of Coin-Op TV, Hailey Bright. You’re amazing. But I’ll still beat you in Q*Bert.

13 Prime Lands Jesse Eisenberg Can Conquer

Andre BlackNerd — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:00:09 +0000

This past weekend, Zombieland was released and became the #1 Movie in America. It also was the 185th zombie film to open this year (if you also count indie musicals, YouTube videos and flash mobs). Zombieland stars Woody Harrelson, who you might remember from Cheers, Kingpin or your last bong party. It also stars Jesse Eisenberg, who you might remember earlier this year starring in Adventureland with the Twilight chick and Deadpool.

Wait a sec. Zombieland? Adventureland? We’re sensing a pattern here. So not only does Jesse Eisenberg only star in films that Michael Cera can’t do, now he only stars in films that have “land” in the title. What a diva! So I’ve come up with more movies based on lands that Jesse Eisenberg should add to his resume. 13 to be exact. Why 13? Cause I like PRIME NUMBERS! IT’S A PRIME LIST!

TALKBACK: What other “Lands” should Jesse Eisenberg conquer?

1. DISNEYLAND

In this sports drama, Jesse Eisenberg plays quarterback Eli Manning of the New York Giants, who throws the ball that contributes to the game-winning touchdown of Super Bowl XLII. Then he reveals, when asked, that Disneyland is where he will be, quote, “going to.” The movie will air on ABC Family, right after Lindsay Lohan in Labor Pains.

2. McDONALDLAND

Same plot as Zombieland, except Woody Harrelson is The Hamburglar and Jesse Eisenberg is Ronald McDonald. Jesse fights off evil Fry Guys and Grimaces while having romantic feelings for Emma Stone, who plays Birdie the Early Bird. And [INSERT ZOMBIELAND SPOILER CAMEO HERE] makes an awesome cameo as Mayor McCheese.

3. CANDY LAND

There’s already a deal to make a big-screen version of this classic board game, so we’re sure Jesse’s agent is already on it.

4. COP LAND

This should be an easy film to do since Sylvester Stallone is all about remaking his past movies. That’s if he’s not already working on a new version of Cliffhanger, Over the Top, or Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.

5. VIDEOLAND

Same plot as Adventureland. Jesse Eisenberg stars as Captain N: The Game Master from the Saturday Morning Cartoon/Nintendo Product Placement series of the same name. He will have feelings for Kristen Stewart, playing Princess Lana. But she will be secretly dating Ryan Reynolds, who is playing Simon Belmont. Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig will also star, as Mega Man and Kid Icarus respectively.

6. WACKYLAND

Jesse is Porky Pig, traveling to Wackyland in search of the last DoDo (played by Abigail Breslin in the role that will earn her a second Oscar nomination). Just like the classic cartoon, he will travel past Dark Africa and Darker Africa to Darkest Africa. Ah, racism was so cute in 1938.

7. SUPER MARIO LAND 2

Jesse Eisenberg is Mario and travels to a world totally in black and white (or black and pea soup green depending on your model of Game Boy). Playing Mario’s evil doppelganger Wario will obviously be Michael Cera. It makes perfect sense. Plus, he’ll do anything after Year One.

8. THE LAND BEFORE TIME

Jesse Eisenberg goes back to the Jurassic period to take care of Little Foot after the poor longneck’s parents died. Jesse will then be set for life, since the movie will clearly have endless direct-to-DVD sequels.

9. LAND OF THE LOST

What? What do you mean there’s a movie version of this already? Well, when did it come out? THIS SUMMER??? As in Summer 2009? HA HA HA, you’re kidding me! That’s a good one. Let me think. Wolverine, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past… nope, no Land of the Lost. Stop making things up. You stupid.

10. PAC-LAND

Jesse Eisenberg is Pac-Man living in Pac-Land, eating little yellow pellets and thinking he has super powers and that he can see ghosts… wait, nah. Zombieland co-star Woody Harrelson is more suited for this pill-popping adventure. Or Paula Abdul. ZING!

11. TV LAND

Jesse Eisenberg will star as a TV network that used to show great retro sitcoms and classic dramas, but now makes lame reality shows for baby boomers. The Cougar, anyone?

12. NEVERLAND

Jesse Eisenberg would be the perfect Peter Pan, and Kristen Stewart would definitely have to be Wendy. She’s used to flying. She’s already done it with glittery vampires. And since it’s Disney and features pirates, Johnny Depp is obligated to be Captain Hook. Unless he’s still grieving over Dick Cook being ousted.

13. NEVERLAND RANCH

Too soon.

Now it’s you turn. What “Lands” did we miss? And congrats to Jesse Eisenberg’s career. Also, congrats to his hair. I haven’t seen an awesome Jew-fro like that since Billy in Gremlins.

(Movie Mob) FilmBadgers Zombieland Spoof

Andre BlackNerd — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:13:10 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs8Ph8eGAlQ

In honor of Zombieland, the FilmBadgers made an awesome video spoof for Movie Mob on how to survive a zombie attack. It features great cameos from GardenMary, Meowzers, the RecessBoys, the BritTwins and of course, yours truly, BlackNerd. It’s an exceptional spoof with awesome effects. And it will teach you never to trust an Urkel doll (just like Stevil).

(Movie Mob) District 9

Andre BlackNerd — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:56:19 +0000

http://www.reelzchannel.com/trailer-clips/42173/movie-mob-district-9

It’s time for a MOVIE MOB clip! This one is for one of the best movies of the summer, District 9. I show how much I extremely loved this movie. Even though I secretly wanted to review BandSlam. Vanessa Hudgens and the chick from Phil of the Future in the same movie? How could I resist? Anyways, here’s my review and how I speak alien. And don’t forget to vote me Mob Boss of the Week at http://reelzchannel.com/moviemob.

POLL Position: Halloween Spirit or Racist?

Andre BlackNerd — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:52:15 +0000

Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll.

NOTE: This is all JOKES! So don’t attack me with You’re playing the race card, We’re all one society, We have a black president so why are you complaining, blah blah blah. I learned my lesson for the Axe incident.

I love Halloween decorations. But this one struck me as a little odd. I know the unmentioned store didn’t do it intentionally. But I couldn’t help thinking: Maybe they should’ve used a lighter-skin mannequin. Or Kim Cattrall in Mannequin. But that could be my “Racism Gene” talking. You see, in every black person, there’s a gene that makes them find racism in EVERYTHING! It’s scientifically proven.

SO YOU DECIDE: Is it in the Halloween Spirit or Racist? Answer the Poll and leave comments.

(TwitVids) SC3 Arcade Party Sept 2009

Andre BlackNerd — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:41:06 +0000

This past weekend, I attended the SC3 Arcade Party held by Southern California Classic Collectors. They’re this great group that collects classic arcade cabinets. Then they host events where they bring all their games together, put them on free play and we play them all night long! This time, I brought my Flip cam with me and captured some mini-videos to put up on my new TwitVid account!

http://www.twitvid.com/CE425

This video of course is the most important. If you follow both @BlackNerdComedy and @BlackNerd on Twitter, you know there’s been a long battle between me and Coin-Op TV co-hosts Rob Welkner and Hailey Bright over who is the best Q*Bert player. And after two solid wins at SC3, it was clear I am the Q*ING OF Q*BERT! Hailey unfortunately couldn’t be part of the competition cause she’s supposedly at the Tokyo Game Show. A likely story.

http://www.twitvid.com/F32FE

Here’s an awesome clip of Flitz from The Nerdiest Kids playing Rock Band 2 and singing that classic Journey hit, Sopranos swan song and Glee playlist favorite. I kid him for being a black person singing a Journey song in public.

http://www.twitvid.com/D5398

And finally we have Traycee King from RadNerd. Every time I hang out with this girl, I learn something new about her. Last time, it was that she was a foot model (drool). This time, it’s that she’s a superb Dr. Mario player. I think I found the solution to our health care crisis.

Check out the Coin-Op TV blog to see some awesome party pic from Q*Bert loser Rob.

Hailey, you’re next!

19 Prime Urkel and Family Matters Moments

Andre BlackNerd — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:52:42 +0000

The first episode of Family Matters premiered on September 22, 1989. Which means that this week is the series’ 20th anniversary. Where’s the love? Where’s the fanfare? And most importantly, WHERE’S THE DVD RELEASES? Come on, every season of Full House is on DVD! Why no love for Urkel and the Winslows?

Well, don’t worry, Family Matters fans. This black nerd won’t let you down. I have scoured the halls of YouTube and found 19 hilarious moments from the ABC TGIF series to show you. Why 19? Cause I like PRIME NUMBERS! IT’S A PRIME LIST!

TALKBACK: What are your favorite moments from Family Matters?

1. THE URKEL DANCE

What Urkel list isn’t complete without the single most ridiculous yet awesome dance in the world? Don’t worry about why a kid has his own song. Or his own dance. Or that everyone at the party knows the dance. Just know it’s the Steve Urkel dance, and it’s better than Elvis. Heck, even Bea Arthur did the Urkel Dance! So do the Urkel! Do the Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Urkel!

2. URKEL AND MYRA DUELING ACCORDIANS

This is hands down my favorite Family Matters moment of all-time. Laura tries to get Urkel to give Myra a chance. They find out they share a taste in accordians. And what happens next is Urkel history. If you would’ve told me there would be a sitcom where two black people would play accordians and dance to polka music, I would have slapped you in the face. But it happened. And happened uber-well. Consider your face non-slapped.

3. STEVE URKEL BECOMES STEFAN URQUELLE

With the help of cool juice or boss sauce, Jaleel White turned from the geeky Steve Urkel to the GQ Stefan Urquelle. I can’t help but think this was an attempt for us to see an older Jaleel in a different light (and to probably save some of his “Li’l Jaleel Whites” from being crushed by uber-tight pants). But for whatever reason, it was gold. Check out Stefan Urquelle’s first appearance (Part 1 and Part 2).

I could also take this time to explain that Stefan returned for other episodes until eventually Steve cloned himself and turned one of the clones into Stefan… but, well, I just don’t have time to explain that. I have a shark to jump.

4. MYRTLE URKEL

You know I’m gonna say it? A BLACK MAN IN A DRESS IS HILARIOUS! But this was inevitable. What’s better than one Urkel? Two Urkels! And make one a female Urkel! So enter Myrtle Urkel, the Belle of Biloxi. Fiddle-e-dee. Myrtle is really funny though, even if watching Jaleel in drag flirting with Eddie can be… awkward.

Interesting factoid: You may have noticed a large gap between the first and second appearance of Myrtle Urkel. According to this interview, a young Jaleel White cried after doing this episode because he thought his fellow jocks at school would make fun of him. Guess he never heard of Grandmama? Oh wait, yes he has. Grandmama guest starred on Family Matters.

5. LAURA FEELS LIKE AN URKEL

Next to the dueling accordians, this is one of my absolute favorite Family Matters moments. After losing the meaning of Christmas by being mean to Steve, an angel that looks like the brotha from Good Morning Miss Bliss gives us “Steve Winslow” and “Laura Urkel” to teach Laura Winslow a lesson. It’s 1/3 It’s a Wonderful Life, 1/3 Freaky Friday and 1/3 HILARIOUS!!! And gee, when Harriette comes in with a gingerbread house that she just built, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENS TO IT? I love Laura Urkel. She’s the geeky girl of my dreams.

6. BRUCE LEE URKEL

Hey kids? Have trouble with bullies? Then just create a transformation chamber, gather the DNA of Bruce Lee, and beat those bullies up! That’s what Urkel do. Yes, I know the clip is in Spanish. But it’s Steve Urkel kicking @$$. Does it matter?

7. URKELBOT

Yes, Urkel made a robot. And yes, the best use of Boogaloo Shrimp ever (he’s inside Urkelbot). Feel free to skip the middle, Urkelbot-less part. You know what you came here for.

8. URKEL-O’S

THE MAN HAD HIS OWN CEREAL!!! Don’t hate on Urkel, son! Where’s your fruit-flavored cereal? That’s what I thought! Get Urkel-ized with Urkel-O’s.

9. STEVIL WANTS STEVE’S SOUL

When it comes to Halloween episodes, most sitcoms give you your classic characters in costume. Not Family Matters. They go all-out with a storyline worthy of Child’s Play sequels, as Steve is constantly being chased by Stevil, a ventriloquist dummy who wants Urkel’s soul. And for the series 200th episode, they introduced Carlsbad, Carl’s dummy duplicate. They scare. They steal souls. And they DAAAANCE! Who says sitcoms are dead?

10. URKEL CAMEOS ON FULL HOUSE

What’s got DJ Tanner and the black chick from Camp Cucamonga freaked out? Only the most nerdtastic TV crossover in sitcom history! That’s right, mofos, Steve Urkel guest stars on Full House. And Uncle Jesse trying to teach Urkel how to walk? Comedy gold! Check out Part 1 and Part 2 of Urkel’s Full House cameos. Everywhere you look!

11. URKEL CAMEOS ON STEP BY STEP

Yes, we can’t mention Urkel being on Full House without mentioning he was on Step by Step. If you even know what Step by Step is. It was the show that came on between Family Matters and Dinosaurs. But we get to see the Urkel dance again, yay! Plus, Urkel takes Al to the school dance. Good job, Steve. Al grows up HOT! See the whole episode to get all the Step by Stepness: Part 1 and Part 2.

12. URKEL PLAYING BASKETBALL

You read right. Jaleel White is a good basketball player in real-life, so I guess he pulled his Urkel muscle to get him an episode showing his ballin’ skills. To prove even black nerds have basketball abilities. Except for me. I’m only good at basketball when I play… DOUBLE DRIBBLE! And yes, I knew Laura’s cheer from memory. I know too much about this show.

13. FAMILY MATTERS GUN PSA

Alright, let’s get serious for a second. Let’s stop teen violence and guns in school. SQUASH IT!

14. URKEL BLOWS UP THE WORLD

Did Urkel do that? Yes, he did. In Laura’s dreams, Urkel makes an A-bomb and blows up the earth while Laura’s parents and grandmother sing “That’s life.” Not to mention Max Urkel Headroom. Classic Family Matters at its best.

15. URKEL FINALLY STANDS UP TO LAURA

This clip is for every guy who has ever been used, abused and unappreciated by a woman they have feelings for. After a series of mishaps and Laura’s bad attitude, Urkel is mad as H-E-double popsicle sticks, and he’s not gonna take it any more. You hear that sound? That’s the sound of Urkel’s spine. It just grew in! Take that, Laura! Now share that bed!

16. URKEL BREAKS YOUR HEART

I seriously almost cried the first time I saw this clip. Not only cause it’s sad, but because… I’ve been there. I know how he feels in this moment. So I ask you to watch this touching Family Matters clip. No strings attached. Just the one to my heart.

17. THE URKEL/LAURA/MYRA TRIANGLE

For years, Family Matters was all about Steve trying to get with Laura. But when Myra came into the picture, things changed. Steve wanted Laura, Myra wanted Steve, Laura hated Myra, Myra fought Laura for Steve, Laura fought back, even though Laura didn’t want Steve. I’m sorry, Denise Richards, but THIS is complicated! And when two girls argue in Sitcomland, you know what has to happen… FOOD FIGHT!

18. URKEL’S KISSES MAKE LAURA PREGNANT

Can’t explain it. Just watch it. And then watch this sweet montage of non-pregnant Urkel and Laura kisses.

19. THE RAPPIN’ WINSLOWS

Think the Urkel Dance is the only song? Think again! Back in the Urkel-less early episodes of Family Matters, the Winslows made a music video for a contest. And I can’t think of a better song to end this prime list for a wonderful series.

Whether downhome and sweet or scientifically absurd, Family Matters was a fine program that safely entertained us for 8 ABC years and 1 CBS one. Happy 20th anniversary to you, Urkel and the Winslows. We will continue to love you, as days go by.

TALKBACK: What are your favorite moments from Family Matters?

Blac Efron at Comic-Con

Andre BlackNerd — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:07:11 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tLHIoEFksI

My 1st attempt at a Comic-Con video! Blac Efron goes to SDCC09 to look for High School Musical merchandise and finds who he thinks is Vanessa Hudgens.

My 1st attempt at a Comic-Con video! Blac Efron goes to SDCC09 to look for High School Musical merchandise and finds who he thinks is Vanessa Hudgens

Black Wonder vs. Black Nerd Scooby at Comic-Con

Andre BlackNerd — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:11:53 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IrbYHj9gYw

One of my favorite websites is Spill.com, started up by some friends of mine from my Austin days. Every week, I check out their hilarious movie reviews in audio and even animated form. They also do special videos like this one: Korey aka “The Black Wonder” interviews people with elaborate costumes at San Diego Comic-Con 2009 and asks the important question. How do you go to the bathroom?

Look a couple of times in the video for a Black Nerd in a Scooby-Doo costume who gets very angry at the question. Oh, and watch out for Spill’s nasty nemesis, The Spoiler. It’s a recurring character played by Spillster Leon, who has a knack in his movie reviews to spoil the ending. Pretty funny, except for the fact that he’s now ruined Harry Potter for me. CURSE YOU, SPOILER!!!

Brain Connected to Education Connection Song

Andre BlackNerd — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:42:55 +0000

THIS NERDY PLEASURE WILL ONLY COST YOU 1:02 OF YOUR LIFE

My apologies to Kanye, Beyonce and Taylor Swift, but THIS is one of the best music videos of all-time. I don’t know why, but every time I hear this song, I get into it. Maybe it’s because I’m a nerd and I like songs about education. Maybe it’s because it features a pop singer that doesn’t look like a Bratz doll. Or maybe it’s because I watch Adult Swim a lot, and this commercial plays during EVERY FRAKKIN’ COMMERCIAL BREAK THEY HAVE! Either way,I’m hooked. I can’t resist it’s catchy nature.

I see the creators of this commercial are trying to strike gold again with a Lilith Fair version, a Jonas Brothers version and a Skee-Lo version. But it will never top the original. If Education Connection were smart, they should make a version for the new comedy series Community! It would be easy; there’s even a video to learn the lyrics. I’d love to see Joel McHale or Chevy Chase getting connected. For free.

After the Super Mario Jump, enjoy a bunch of kids singing the song. This could be the first step to get America’s youth excited again about the education system. Remember, kids. Don’t Be a Fool: Stay in School.

LITTLE CHLOE SINGING EDUCATION CONNECTION

GIRLS IN CHECKERBOARD BEANIES AND ORANGE HOODIES SING EDUCATION CONNECTION

EDUCATION CONNECTION A CAPELLA

ALYSSIA REMAKES THE EDUCATION CONNECTION COMMERCIAL

Swedish Pr0n for Women on Conan LOL

Andre BlackNerd — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:00:36 +0000

THIS LOL WILL ONLY COST YOU 1:59 OF YOUR LIFE

I will now make it a habit to highlight LOL clips from The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien because I still support the man, even while somebody who SAID HE QUIT decides to COME BACK ON THE SAME NETWORK EARLIER and STEAL SOMEONE’S THUNDER!

But I digress. Here’s a cute clip from Conan based on a sketch that Swedish Government used money to finance feminist pr0n. It’s funny, it features one of my favorite comedy bits (a long stare into camera) and it re-confirms my theory that foot massages are the most awesome things in the world (next to Pop-O-Matic bubbles of course).

An Open Letter to MTV Awards Shows

Andre BlackNerd — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:45:07 +0000

Dear Music Television,

Don’t get me wrong. I like you. You have entertained me for several years. YO! MTV Raps. Beavis and Butt-Head. Remote Control. Kennedy… yes, you had a woman on your network named Kennedy. You don’t remember? That’s messed up.

But I digress. You have definitely entertained me throughout my childhood.

But I’m older now. And I was looking to you to grow with me. And now I see you haven’t.

You went from mostly sophisticated musical fare with an edge to… well… Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Gauntlet… III. And women singing about “disco sticks.” Not to mention you single-handedly brought back the Anti-Christ. You know him as Spencer.

So I have to say it, MTV. It’s time for you to grow up.

And this brings me to your awards shows. Now, I like a little watercooler moment every now and then. But something ridiculous happening at EVERY awards show you host? Now you just want some attention, my friend. And that’s cute…

…for teenagers. Cause that’s what teens do. They get extreme, they rebel, they don’t trust the ‘rents, They don’t want your life!

But you’re not a teenager, MTV. You’re almost 30. And 30-year-olds don’t have adult rappers steal winning spotlights from country singing teen girls. That’s what your adopted nephew BET is for.

“SWIFTGATE” WILL ONLY COST YOU 1:31 OF YOUR LIFE

And 30-year-olds don’t put grown men’s butts in other grown men’s faces. That’s what your confused cousin LOGO is for.

And 30-year-olds don’t ask for sneak peeks of the new Twilight film. EVER.

I know, MTV. You wanna be the voice of the youth, you wanna be cool. I get it. But I just don’t want you to become… well… the old guy at the club. Trying extra hard to be hip and edgy. Thinking you know what the kids like. Saying stupid quotes like “I’m so metro! Let’s have a bromance!” or “Tweet me your Facebook!”

Or “Hey, let’s make up a nonsense movie award called the WTF Award and have the cheerleader from Heroes present it so we can watch a barely legal blonde rap and drop bleeped curse-bomb several times, cause that’s cool, right? Right? Who likes Dane Cook?”

“DJ HEROES” WILL ONLY COST YOU 1:51 OF YOUR LIFE

Why don’t you learn a lesson from your sister, VH-1? She used to be hip in the 80s, then struggled for a while afterward until she decided to just go back to the 80s. Salt N Pepa. Bret Michaels. The entire Surreal Life house. It’s like a retirement home for has-beens. And the nurses are all those …of Love chicks.

Your little sister found her place, MTV. Now it’s your turn. Remember, you’re Music Television, not Stereotypical Tween Gossip Girl Wannabes, Xtreme Wiggas and Young Republicans of America Television. You have to know who you are.

Because Miley Cyrus will be 18 soon, and she’ll want to move her Disney Channel music to your network. And you have to be grown enough to stand up for yourself and deny this request. Which you’ll never get. Because you’ll no longer be on MySpace. All part of growing up, my friend.

I know you can do it, MTV. After all, you did cancel TRL. And that’s the most mature thing you’ve ever done.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch the US Open and Obama’s speeches. I know that will be more civilized than the Video Music Awards. NOBODY loses their temper in a tennis place or in Congress. And if you don’t believe me, YOU LIE AND I WILL SHOVE THIS BLOG DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!

“BEYONCE BEER SUMMIT” WILL ONLY COST YOU 2:20 OF YOUR LIFE

BoyWonder and BlackNerd Buy Mii a Wii

Andre BlackNerd — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:01:28 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aLdZdgXaOo

If you’ve seen me on Movie Mob (in either its original version or heavily debated new format), then you are familiar with the wonderful team of Robin and BoyWonder. Now you may have seen Robin show off her music video chops in a Guild music video. But in this impromptu performance, it’s BoyWonder’s time to shine. With my help, of course. So check out the two of us sing that Black Nerd parody you know and love. Here’s BoyWonder’s drunken rendition of Buy Mii a Wii.

5 Prime Ways to Keep The Princess and the Frog Less Racist

Andre BlackNerd — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:00:28 +0000

This weekend, Disney will be hosting the D23 Expo, their convention of all things Disney. Why not show these things earlier at Comic-Con rather than hosting yet another convention? CAUSE THEY DISNEY! THEY CAN DO THAT! You can’t plug Hannah Montana at Comic-Con, son! Besides, why hang with comix when you can just buy them for 4 billion dollars?

But I digress. One of the big properties Disney will be selling to the Pooh-loving masses is the upcoming film The Princess and the Frog. There’s been a lot of controversy surrounding this movie, since it’s a 2-D animated feature AND introduces Disney’s first Black Princess that’s not a lion. So non-black princes, bucktooth fireflies and Keith David witchdoctors are getting a lot of heavy scrutiny.

Not to mention the brouhaha over changing the main character’s name from the stereotypical Maddy to the nubian Tiana (Wait, Ashley Tisdale is named Maddie on The Suite Life of Zack & Cody. Does that mean Sharpay’s a sistah?)

So as a service to The Walt Disney Company, I have come up with 5 ways to make sure The Princess and the Frog doesn’t cross the boundaries of good racial taste. Why 5? Cause I like PRIME NUMBERS! IT’S A PRIME LIST: The 5 Prime Ways to Keep The Princess and the Frog Less Racist!

1. DON’T PUT TIANA ON A VH-1 REALITY DATING SHOW.

Even though her name is perfect for it and her nickname would probably be “Frog’z Leggz,” we don’t want to see Princess Tiana compete with 19 other princesses over the affections of Flavor Flav or Ray J. Though it would be funny to see Ariel use her fins to b!+¢h-slap New York. You go, girl. See you at the reunion show.

2. DON’T AUTO-TUNE ANY SONGS FROM THE MOVIE.

We want music from Alan Menken or Randy Newman. Not T-Pain or Lil Wayne. “I am a frog, shawty! Yeh-eeee-yeh-yeh!”

On a side note, it was noted in Wikipedia that John Lasseter changed the person in charge for this movie’s music to Randy Newman instead of Alan Menken, because he felt using Menken would have been “repetitive.” Makes sense, because you’ve NEVER. USED. RANDY. NEWMAN. BEFORE.

3. DON’T HAVE PRINCE NAVEEN DRESS IN DRAG.

Even though Naveen sounds like, well, a cross-dresser name to say the least, do not feel the urge to make him do so. Leave that to Tyler Perry. And Martin Lawrence. And The Wayans Bros. And the guy from Juwanna Mann. And Jaleel White (Myrtle Urkel, anyone?) Oh man, black men dressing up like women is HILARIOUS!

4. NO GLORIFICATION OF SOUL FOOD WHATSOEVER.

None of the characters can eat the following foods: fried chicken, watermelon, ribs, Funjuns, pork rinds, soul food, or Strawberry Hill Boone’s Farm. Bambi’s mom might have died in a drive-by, but we don’t want to see Tiana’s mom die of diabetes.

5. DON’T DEPICT A SCENE WHERE PRINCESS TIANA GETS ARRESTED IN HER OWN CASTLE.

We know the film will need a climax before resolution, but don’t let that be Tiana being carried out of her own home, Henry Louis Gates Jr. style. Cause then Colin Powell will complain that you should have been more cooperative.

All joking aside, I understand people’s concerns. But at the end of the day, we should be pleased that Disney is FINALLY adding an African-American princess to their line-up. And unless they do something that is super outlandishly prejudice, let’s stop nit-picking on little tidbits here and there, and do our best to offer suggestions and support this film.

Cause best believe, if this movie tanks, the closest we’ll ever get to another Black Disney Princess is Raven-Symone in The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement. And I think we can all agree Disney can do better than that.

(Power Rangers) Got Talent

Andre BlackNerd — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:22:44 +0000

THIS NERDY PLEASURE WILL COST YOU 1:52 OF YOUR LIFE

Yo, what’s up? It’s ya boi, Black Nerd, Wild N Out, freestyle comedy… sorry, I was trying my best Nick Cannon impression. He’s the host of America’s Got Talent, a show so meh, the only buzz it can get is about its British version (thanks, Susan Boyle). But I thought it was worth searching the Hulu for this clip referred to me by JessicaCorey (Who lives in Canada, so sadly I don’t think she’s even in an appropriate region to view this clip. The irony.)

Some group called FootworkKINGZ… whatever… did a dance… who cares… set to the tune of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song… WAIT, WHAT? THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!

Actually, there isn’t much to talk about. Other than the nerdy joy of seeing a dance sequence to one of the best theme songs ever with the simplest of choruses, this dance honestly didn’t impress me much (And from the looks of the video, judges Sharon Osbourne and British-Dude-That’s-Not-Simon-Cowell agree). But it does have some Power Rangers nerdstalgia going on, so it makes my Nerdy Pleasures lists.

Wow, a Power Rangers dance sequence on America’s Got Talent? What will they think of next? Next, you’ll be telling me Ellen’s going to be the official American Idol judge replacement for Paula Abdul! Ha ha ha, oh Andre, that’s a good one.

P.S. Make some Illinoise? Seriously, Nick? You’re just giving Eminem easy targets (nsfw).

(Retro 80s) The Dark Cristal Robot Chicken Rap

Andre BlackNerd — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:00:23 +0000

THIS NERDY PLEASURE WILL COST YOU 2:21 OF YOUR LIFE

It has been years… YEARS… since I’ve seen The Dark Crystal. But this sketch makes me want to watch it again. But I know it won’t be as CRUNK! Robot Chicken does it again, and by “it” I mean being simultaneously super-hilarious and causing a pop culture retrogasm. In an attempt to make a Dark Crystal sequel the kids will be hip to, “Crystal” becomes “Cristal”, T-Pain is called, and the rest is hip-hop history. Now I wonder if they can do a “Fraggle” rock song.

Comedy.com Recommendation and Partnership

Andre BlackNerd — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:44:23 +0000

Exciting news in the world of Black Nerd Comedy! We have gotten an OFFICIAL RECOMMENDATION AND PARTNERSHIP WITH COMEDY.COM!

Comedy.com is an amazing blogging website where their crack team of writers/comedians find the funniest videos, news, lists and original content on TEH INTERWEB! And it’s all set up in mini-sites covering a variety of topics: Animation, Best of YouTube, Celebrities, Comedians, Geek Culture, Movies, TV, Retro, Video Games, “Stupid Idiots” and more!

Now they have turned their attention to partnering with funny content from other sites. They have already partnered with 11Points.com and List of the Day. And who has two thumbs and is now their latest partner… THIS GUY!!! (Sorry, that’s not the humor that got me recommendation.)

So what does this official recommendation and partnership mean?

It means I get a sweet Comedy.com Recommends This Site banner posted on my website. It means that some of my content will be featured on Comedy.com (and some of their content will even be featured on my site).

And for you, it mostly means I will be blogging more… A LOT MORE. Their site and 11 Points gave me the inspiration to start “Prime Lists,” my personal pop culture listings using only prime numbers. And I will regularly create or find funny videos, news items, and editorials so that I can keep you coming back to the site as much as possible. Cause constant page views would make me a very happy person (wink wink).

A humongous special thanks to all of my Black Nerd Comedy fans. You guys and gals are the reason I’ve been running this website 2 years strong now and continue to bring you funny content from my point of view in blog, video, web chat, and live on stage form. I thank you thank you thank you so much.

And thanks to Comedy.com for the official sponsorship and partnership. I just hope you know what you’re getting into, ha ha ha!

(Movie Mob) Up and G-Force

Andre BlackNerd — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 03:52:17 +0000

http://www.reelzchannel.com/trailer-clips/40828/movie-mob-up

It’s time for some MOVIE MOB Clips: Disney Edition. I could have sworn I had put this one “Up” already, but I didn’t. I did a pun. You’re amazed, aren’t you? So hear it is. Definitely one of my favorite movies this summer. Those Pixar peeps can do no wrong. They could make a movie called “Demon Baby Killers” and we’d still say “Oh, that was fun, magic and whimsical. I smell Oscar.”

And now for the opposite end of the spectrum…

http://www.reelzchannel.com/trailer-clips/41645/movie-mob-g-force

Ohhhh, G-Force. The true Demon Baby Killer. You hurt me deep, son. First, you’re bad. Second, you take the name from Gatchaman. Third, I had to watch you during Comic-Con. I lost ample amounts of fanboy-time to see you. In 3-D. Whatever. At least I have Pac-Man hat to hide the tears. It soaks up tears really well.

(Movie Mob) Year One and Ice Age 3-D

Andre BlackNerd — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:46:52 +0000

http://www.reelzchannel.com/trailer-clips/41204/movie-mob-year-one

Time for some classic MOVIE MOB Clips: Prehistoric Edition! First, the review of Year One. Meowzers and RecessBoys seemed to enjoy it. Robin, Boywonder and myself, not so much. But at least the film gave me the opportunity to dress like Fred Flintstone.

Now let’s watch something more animated and yet more real…

http://www.reelzchannel.com/trailer-clips/41349/movie-mob-ice-age-dawn-of-the-dinosaurs

Next is the review of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. I liked this one a little better, even though the 3-D totally felt like a last minute addition. But check out the review. Plus, you get to see Wonderful_Life’s humping dogs, so that’s worth watching. If you like dog pr0n. Sicko.

Where Were You When Gmail Was Down?

Andre BlackNerd — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:59:18 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgLZVIKgGVo

Earlier this week, Google’s Gmail was offline for approximately 100 minutes. In that amount of time, TEH INTERWEB was flooded was angry tweets, blogs, and greater than signs followed by colons followed by open parentheses.

To show what we all were obviously feeling, Unknown Penguin made this hilarious video of people’s actual accounts of Gmail crashing. I’m the one who treats Gmail like it’s a bad boyfriend.

Let me know what you think of the video, and recount where you were when Gmail was down.

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7 Prime Opponents Tommy from Power Rangers Should MMA Fight

Andre BlackNerd — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:03:32 +0000

Someone will need to change one of the M’s in MMA fighting… to “Morphing.” I’m sorry, make that “Morphin.”

Because it has been reported that Jason David Frank, a.k.a. “Tommy” the Green Ranger, then the White Ranger, has officially become an MMA fighter. And I couldn’t be happier. Now I can finally take this fighting league seriously. Sure, these fighters have had years of training (ahem, and steroids) and can take down people three times their size. But I don’t take any fighter seriously unless he knows how to take out a league of Super Putties (go for the Z!)

So the question remains… who will be the first to fight the former Mighty Morphin Power Ranger in the ring? Well, I have a few suggestions. 7 to be exact. Why 7? Cause I like PRIME NUMBERS! IT’S A PRIME LIST!

So here it is! 7 Prime Opponents Tommy (Jason David Frank) Should MMA Fight!

1. BULK AND SKULL

Consider this the training match. Sure, Bulk and Skull are no challenge… they’re the Rocksteady and Bebop of the Power Rangers Universe. But nothing would be more charming than seeing the 1990s Weekday Afternoon and Saturday Morning version of Laurel & Hardy bumbling around in a steel cage, possibly in some outrageous costumes. The best part will be when JDF wins the fight, sending the dumb duo flying into Lt. Stone or Ernie’s juice bar. Then he could laugh and pause in freeze frame, while the end music plays and the credits start.

2. A NINJA TURTLE

It’s been an age-old debate of who is better in the Entertaining Children as Ninja game – the Power Rangers or the Ninja Turtles. That can now be settled in MMA. Must note, however, that the Power Rangers and the Ninja Turtles did fight before. But it wasn’t Mighty Morphin, it was in Space. And it wasn’t the Cowabunga 80s TMNT or the kick-@$$ New Millennium TMNT or even the CGI-TMNT. It was the often-forgotten Next Mutation Turtles featuring that stupid 5th girl Turtle, Venus. Yes, FIFTH GIRL TURTLE! You heard me. I hate when shows feel the need to add an unnecessary girl character. Isn’t that right, DuckTales?

ACTION: Take the Super Mario Jump for 5 more Prime List selections. And did I miss anyone?

3. LORD ZEDD

Okay, now here’s a worthy opponent. Without question, JDF has to go fisticuffs with the Best. Power. Rangers. Villain. Ever. I just want some announcer to say, “Ladies and gentleman, now entering the ring… Lord Zedd” and then that red dude’s theme music starts playing. That’d be so L33T! Watch out when Zedd fights you, dude. I’m sure Goldar will be close by with some nasty tricks. And it’ll be hard to concentrate with Scorpina as his cheerleader.

4. KIMBERLY (PINK RANGER)

Hell hath no fury like a Power Ranger scorned. Kimberly should totally fight “Tommy” and she has every reason to. All the girl wanted to do was head off to the Pan Global Games to show off her athletic prowess. And what does Tommy do? He freakin’ shacks up with Katherine, the girl that tried killing Kimberly in the first place… WHILE TURNING INTO A CAT! That’s messed up, dude. Kim’s gonna beat you up so bad.

SELF-SECOND OPINION: Kimberly did break up with Tommy for some other guy, but never said who it was. Then, in Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, she’s out scuba diving with Jason! Methinks we found the new boyfriend. IT’S CHEATIN’ TIME! No wonder those got captured by Divatox and turned into slaves. Karma is cruel, Kim. And Power Ranger Jason… not actor Jason… should’ve known better. Some best friend. Which brings me to my next opponent…

5. JASON (RED/GOLD RANGER)

It has been hinted numerous times that there may be some rivalry between Jason and Tommy. Jason was the leader of the Power Rangers – the Red Ranger – then the Green Ranger comes along and steals the spotlight. Then Green Ranger goes away, becomes the White Ranger, and freakin’ takes leadership of the team. Then Jason (again, Ranger, not actor) leaves, comes back as Gold Ranger Zeo and regains his place on the Power Rangers throne. Then Tommy says, “Oh yeah! Well I’m gonna take the Zordon role and lead the Dino Thunder Power Rangers… AND GET A DOCTORATE, MOFO!” Say what you will about friendship and teamwork, these two wanna beat each other up bad! Or kiss. I can’t figure out which.

6. BRUCE LEE URKEL

Not many people know this, but Jason David Frank actually appeared in an episode of Family Matters! He played a bad guy at that, being part of a gang taking over a park. That is, until Urkel shows up with his transformation chamber and beats him up, Bruce Lee style. And if that weren’t bad enough, JDF also gets beat up by 3J. What the frak? Does anyone even remember who 3J is??? It’s one thing to be beat up by Pudgy Pig or Pumpkin Rapper, it’s another to be defeated by the voice of Sonic. Steve Urkel, watch your back. You’re about to taste ground while a Power Ranger hovers you and says, “Did I do that?”

7. HIMSELF

I demand it! Jason David Frank must be cloned so that this can happen again… WHITE POWER RANGER VS. GREEN POWER RANGER!!! Tiger Power vs. Dragon Power! White Tigerzord vs. Dragonzord! Saba vs. That awesome green dagger that plays music! Da – da da – da da daaaaaa! You get the White and Green Ranger in the MMA ring, get the fight started, and play one of them cool Power Rangers background songs like “We Need a Hero” or “I Will Win” and you’ll get the MOST VIEWED MMA FIGHT IN HISTORY! 19.95! ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!

So that’s my Prime List. I personally can’t wait to see Jason David Frank fight in the MMA or the UFC. I know some people will see it as a gimmick, and it could be. But if he trains hard, shows his skills, and takes it seriously, it will be amazing. I just hope he doesn’t have to do one of those Power Ranger special messages at the end of every fight. Get real!

GO GO, MMA RANGER! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO! GO GO, MMA RANGER! YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN’ POWER RANGER!

Oh, and no Big Bad Beetleborgs can enter the MMA. I have spoken.

TALKBACK: What did you think of the Prime List? Anyone to add/take away? Speak your mind!

(Retro 80s) Punky Brewster Returns

Andre BlackNerd — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:53:44 +0000

THIS NERDY PLEASURE WILL COST YOU 4:40 OF YOUR LIFE

One of my absolute favorite series growing up was Punky Brewster. While all the other adopting adults of the TV 80s were busy scooping up little black kids, Uncle Henry took in this Caucasian cutie played by Soleil Moon Frye. I have to admit, she was one of my first white-girl crushes. Sweet orphaned vanilla.

So you know I J*ZZED ‘N MY PANTS when I saw this amazing Ustream video. After getting a million followers on Twitter, “The Moon” returned to her Punky Brewster roots, complete with pigtails, mismatched shoes, and a plethora of Punky Phrases from the obvious “PUNKY POWER!” to the bizarre “Henry, I’m getting b00bs.”

She also speaks the truth… Punky’s wardrobe was gangsta before gangsta was gangsta. So you know what crew I’ll be rollin’ with! The Punkys! Me, Cherie, Margaux, and Allen, fool! Mess with us, and we lock yo @$$ in a refrigerator!

You have to give a LOT of props to Soleil Moon Frye for doing this. While so many former child stars look at their past characters with disgust, she embraces it. She has fun with it, making this not only a remarkable retro flashback, but proving how much of a wonderful, grounded woman she is. Someone who is grateful for her success and appreciative of her fans.

Bless you and thank you, Soleil Moon Frye, for being such an upstanding citizen, a marvelous entertainer… and for re-igniting my white-girl crush.

Punky Power lives forever! Now if only Glomer would return to be with “Punky-friend.”

Enjoy some Retro Punky Brewster scenes! And Note: David W. Dulcon who created this show also created Family Matters. David W. Dulcon – I LOVE YOU, MAN!

Webby from DuckTales Inducted into the ANNOYING CARTOON SIDEKICK HALL OF FAME

Andre BlackNerd — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:22:18 +0000

It’s time to induct a cartoon character into the ANNOYING CARTOON SIDEKICK HALL OF FAME, a place where bad cartoon characters go to die. Today’s inductee: Webigail Vanderquack (also known as “Webby”) from DuckTales.

Every time I see Webby on this classic cartoon, all we think of is some Disney Afternoon executive going, “Give Huey, Dewey & Louie a sister.”

And then the show creator going, “Uh, they’ve never had a sister the entire time people have known them.”

And then that executive saying, “Well, make up some cockamamie story about her being the granddaughter of the housekeeper, so he hangs around a lot. That’s it. I like it. Money money money money money.”

And sure enough, that was Webby’s reason of being on DuckTales (More like SUCKTales! Am I right? Hi-5!) She was the granddaughter of Mrs. Beakley and therefore always wanted to be a part of Huey, Dewey & Louie’s adventures. And that was really her point of being on DuckTales.

That, and because the show needed girls.

TALKBACK: What are your thoughts on Webby from DuckTales? And who do you think should be inducted into the Annoying Cartoon Sidekick Hall of Fame next?

They could’ve used Daisy Duck, but I guess she’s too old. Or her nieces April, May and June Duck, but this is probably your first time you’ve ever heard of them. You see, a lot of old school cartoons didn’t make enough complex female characters in their sexist past, so they just always threw in female counterparts to their established male characters (We’re surprised there isn’t a “Goofette” or “Plutonia” running around).

And that’s what Webby was. One of Donald’s nephews in a dress. Complete with annoying “cutesy child” talk, annoying whining, and even a smaller version of herself in doll form to carry around. Lame. All she did was cause trouble or get kidnapped. And she’s partly responsible for keeping the wretched BUBBA DUCK on the show.

Don’t worry, Bubba. Your induction is coming soon. Real soon.

Congrats, Webby, for being a completely unnecessary character in the Duckburg universe. May you forever be a part of the ANNOYING CARTOON SIDEKICK HALL OF FAME! DuckTales! WOO-HOO!

And now, cause I’m a sicko, here’s a disturbing video of Webby being kidnapped and assaulted by an Internet predator Beagle Boy. Thanks for the link, Retro Comedy.

TALKBACK: What are your thoughts on Webby from DuckTales? And who do you think should be inducted into the Annoying Cartoon Sidekick Hall of Fame next?

(TMNT) Barbara Walters Ninja Turtles Special a Sign of Things to Come

Andre BlackNerd — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:07:08 +0000

THIS NERDY PLEASURE WILL COST YOU 3:00 OF YOUR LIFE

If the Oscars aren’t long enough, every year Barbara Walters extends more of its time (as well as her own) by hosting a companion special interviewing the biggest entertainers of the year. Everyone from Will Smith to Harrison Ford to whichever Disney Channel tween the studios are trying to sell us (expect a Demi Lovato/Selena Gomez interview in 2010).

But in 1991, shortly before the release of the EPIC film, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, Baba Wawa sat down with Leonawdo, Donatelwo, Michaelangewo, and Waphael about the obvious racism the Oscars throw upon those who are green (their jokes, not ours).

It’s tough to watch this interview, mainly because ALL FOUR TURTLES TALK AT THE SAME TIME! Barbara can’t get a word in edgewise.

Wait a second. A talk show where Barbara can’t speak because she is constantly being interrupted by four hideous creatures all squawking at the same time? That’s it! This is how she came up with The View! That Barbara, always thinking.

Now you tell me: Which View chick matches up with which Turtle? Cowabunga!

(Tween @ ♥) Zac Efron Pool Party #LOL

Andre BlackNerd — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:04:22 +0000

THIS FUNNYORDIE LOL WILL ONLY COST YOU 4:55 OF YOUR LIFE

Since Zac Efron’s first post-HSM movie 17 Again was recently released on DVD and Blu-Ray(-Egon), I thought it would be fitting to resurface one of his first funny forays into… TEH INTERWEB!

Zac is having a star-studded party when his trailer park relatives show up. GET IT? BECAUSE ZAC IS SUPER COOL AND HIS RELATIVES AREN’T! Strange, Zac’s relatives look like his 17 Again co-stars. And if that’s the case, why wasn’t Tiya Sircar in this sketch?

Hey, it’s my blog. I get to plug friends.

I was going to suggest a drinking game for this video, to drink every time you see a celebrity in it. But then I realized you’d die of alcohol poisoning by the time you got to the Lonelygirl15 scene.

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