http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

Happy St. Patrick’s Day everybody! Enjoy this classic viral about the leprechaun sighting in Alabama. “To me, it look like a leprechaun to me.” “It could be a crackhead.” Ah, my people. And after you watch the original story, check out the rap remix. Oh yes, Alabama Leprechaun story gets crunk. It’s worth the jump.

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Today, Apple announced the iPad, a tablet for $499 (seriously?) that allows you to do everything your iPod and iPhone does… but with a bigger screen! I’m sorry, but in the days of cell phones, netbooks and Kindles, this just looks like another quirky piece of technology to make hipsters spend their money on something else besides checkerboard-designed hats, unnecessary scarfs and ironic Sesame Street t-shirts from Urban Outfitters.

And the name is really ticking women off. Jokes are already flying across the Internet about the name. And from this video, you’ll see that Apple apprently never watched MADtv. It’s one thing for someone to make a joke about you, it’s another thing to follow the joke… AFTER IT’S BEEN MADE.

Hi, I’m Andre, and even though I hate the crap out of Vista, I’m still a PC. Sorry, Justin Long.

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

I know Halloween is over, but I was introduced to this Onion News Network video last night and I just had to share. It’s so adorable, so wrong and so funny all at the same time, and vids like that don’t come too often. Nor do girly-boy vampires and effeminate “big ole bears”. Well, in actual bear costumes, that is. Enjoy this final Halloween moment, then get ready for all the Christmas shoving down your throat.

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Capt. Lou Albano passed away. Not only was he a big part of the Hulk Hogan heyday of professional wrestling and Cyndi Lauper music videos, he also provided the live-action look and voice for Mario every weekday afternoon on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. This guy was a big part of my personal pop culture lifestyle and he will be terribly missed.  Thanks, Capt. Lou for entertaining us and bringing one of our favorite video game characters to life. Do the Mario!

Cyndi Lauper – “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” / “Goonies R Good Enough”

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NOTE: This is all JOKES! So don’t attack me with You’re playing the race card, We’re all one society, We have a black president so why are you complaining, blah blah blah. I learned my lesson for the Axe incident.

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THIS LOL WILL ONLY COST YOU 1:59 OF YOUR LIFE

I will now make it a habit to highlight LOL clips from The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien because I still support the man, even while somebody who SAID HE QUIT decides to COME BACK ON THE SAME NETWORK EARLIER and STEAL SOMEONE’S THUNDER!

But I digress. Here’s a cute clip from Conan based on a sketch that Swedish Government used money to finance feminist pr0n. It’s funny, it features one of my favorite comedy bits (a long stare into camera) and it re-confirms my theory that foot massages are the most awesome things in the world (next to Pop-O-Matic bubbles of course).