How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

I know Halloween is over, but I was introduced to this Onion News Network video last night and I just had to share. It’s so adorable, so wrong and so funny all at the same time, and vids like that don’t come too often. Nor do girly-boy vampires and effeminate “big ole bears”. Well, in actual bear costumes, that is. Enjoy this final Halloween moment, then get ready for all the Christmas shoving down your throat.