Comments on: 13 Prime Lands Jesse Eisenberg Can Conquer

By: Dentists In West Hollywood

Dentists In West Hollywood — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:36:05 +0000

I must say, this is a darn good post.

By: Actionflickchick

Actionflickchick — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:37:14 +0000

Great list, Mr. Nerd
Here’s some other lands for Jesse to conquer:
Zanzibar Land, from Metal Gear.
Dentist Land, to deal with the cavities left over from Candy Land.
Greenland, because who cares about those guys?
Finally, Jesse should conquer Dinosaur Land, because Mario has a whole Super Mario World to worry about

By: Papa Llama

Papa Llama — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:22:05 +0000

My preference is Wackyland. That would be a great way to introduce the place to a younger generation. And stick with the original black and white.

By: jessicacorey

jessicacorey — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:16:20 +0000

I’d love to see a candy land movie I used to play that game all the time.

By: Timekillers: | Comedy.com Staff

Timekillers: | Comedy.com Staff — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:10:54 +0000

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By: Hunter Red

Hunter Red — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:48:24 +0000

There’s “The Land of Zion”, or as Mormons call it “Utah”, there’s “The Land That Time Forgot” or as most people call it “Utah”, finally there’s “The Land Stolen From The Natives” or as most people call it “America”.

By: Tyler Hohmann

Tyler Hohmann — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:23:06 +0000

LEGO-LAND

By: M. Snake

M. Snake — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:21:50 +0000

Holy Land. Eisenberg thought his summer on the kibbutz was going to be the worst summer ever, until he meets a girl and learns a little something about OH GOD SUICIDE BOMBINGS, PALESTINIANS COMING BACK AS ZOMBIES, OH GOD.

Alternatively, he works at the Holy Land amusement park in Florida.