MP3: A Miley (2.5 MiB, 128 hits)
Song Parody of "A Milli" by Lil Wayne. Spoofs Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana and Disney tweens.
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“A MILEY”
Parody of “A Milli” by Lil’ Wayne.
Written and Performed by André Meadows.
©2008 Black Nerd Comedy.

This is a Black Nerd Comedy exclusive

Hear ye, hear ye, let me get up on my panel
It’s time for me to talk to you ’bout The Disney Channel

Started their stuff with the Hilary Duff
Then they add Raven-Symone, but that just weren’t enough
So…

They went out and got themselves a new teen girl
Sometimes blonde, sometimes brunette, the Best of Both Worlds

Ya’ll know this girl, her name is Hannah
Last name reppin’ the state of Montana

But that ain’t nothin’ but an alter-ego likeness
Write down on your papyrus, I’m talkin’ bout Miley Cyrus

She got CD’s, she’s on TV
Put on your glasses, see her in 3-D

I ain’t tryin’ to give no Tiny Toons facts
But when it comes to Miley, she’s Hannah Montana Max

And I know some critics got out of whack
Over Vanity Fair pictures where she showed off her back

(Was it tasteless? Was it planned?)
Dawg, them pictures weren’t nothin’
Compared to nude photos of Vanessa Anne Hudgens

So stop frontin’, Miley got bravado
Make you say who the hell’s Demi Lovato

Or what happened to Christy Carlson Romano
If Disney Channel were U2, Miley’d be Bono

Sold out shows, fans hollar
Girl’s gettin’ paid, it ain’t in Disney Dollars

Miley is the biggest Disney teen ever seen
Ashley Tisdale, Selena Gomez, bow to your queen

Even Miranda Cosgrove tried to hit the scene
But her show’s on Nickelodeon, that don’t mean 7 things

(Hahahahahahahaha…)
Sorry, iCarly
But Miley is the teen girl version of Bob Marley

She make it rain on YouTube with her friend Mandy
Giving all the tweens and teenagers eye candy

But I know there are some adult pervs waiting
Until she turns 18, you’re just jailbaiting

You need to stop watching her and m-bating
Don’t you know that Miley come wit a G-rating

If you need to get your barely legal hard on
Go watch and Harry Potter and check out Emma Watson

(or Rupert Grint)
Miley changed the game
It was her destiny, it was also her first name

Shout out to Mitchell Musso, without him she couldn’t
Shout out to Emily Osment, without her she couldn’t

Shout out to Jonas Brothers, without them she couldn’t
Shout out to Billy Ray, cause without him she wouldn’t…

…be alive, and now you got a snippet
Of Miley Cyrus life, it’s as sweet as sweet nibblets

CHU’UCH!

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