It’s time once again for another Black Nerd Star Sightings!

Who did I see “hopping” about last night to the rock group Stolen Babies at Hollywood hot spot Boardner’s?

HUGH FREAKIN’ HEFNER AND THE FREAKIN’ GIRLS NEXT DOOR!

It was all part of the wrap party for The Telling, a horror movie coming out that stars Bridget and Holly from The Girls Next Door.

How did this Black Nerd end up in the world of Playboy… for a second time?

I happen to do web work for Breakout Entertainment, the company behind the movie. Seriously some of the most coolest, awesome-est, fabulous-est people I’ve ever got to write PHP code for.

It’s all female, too! Sweet! And these “Breakout Girls” as they call themselves are super-smart, super-classy, and could easily give those Sex and the City antiques a run for their money.

And then there’s me, the “Breakout Boy.” Every meeting with them is like an episode of Kevin Hill.

I’ll give you time to Google the reference…

Back to the party, get this… TMZ was there! Oh man, I could’ve been on TMZ. My one dream in life.

You may have noticed a red X on Kendra’s face. That’s because I didn’t see her there. Could the rumors be true?

Okay, enough of this pretending to be cool and getting all into the Hollywood hype. That’s why I have a Smurf collection, people. So I never forget where I came from.

…Uh, yeah, THAT’S why I have it. That’s why.

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