I recently posted my standup material about McDonald’s and their incessant need to act more “gangsta” to sell Big Macs to urban youth. Thanks for the positive feedback so far. I saw a request for the lyrics to the rap, so here it is:

I say I’m rollin’ wit my crew, you know my homies
We up in them jeeps, we smokin’ them trees
Now I got me the munchines
So I roll my escalade to Mickey D’s

23’s stacked, I got the Big Mac
Betta add some fries and shake wit dat
No Chik-Fil-A and no Arby’s
And tell them Dairy Queens they can suck on these

No Burger King cause we made the switch
Don’t roll with Wendy cause she’s a bitch
(Uh) Please, I only go to Mickey D’s
Got mo’ bling-bling than Mayor McCheese

Jack-in-the-Box bout to feel my trigga
I want some McNuggets McNigga
And I’m bout to do my thing
But I ain’t gonna finish til the girlies sing

McDonald’s milkshakes bring the boys to the yard
And they’re like, it’s better than yours
Damn right, we got three flavors
I could Super-Size, but I have to charge

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