Wii - Buy Mii

Wednesday, November 7, 2007
  MP3: Buy Mii a Wii (3.6 MiB)
Song Parody of "Buy U a Drank" by T-Pain. Spoofs Wii and Nintendo.
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“Buy Mii a Wii”
Parody of “Buy U a Drank” by T-Pain
Written and Performed by André Meadows
©2007 Black Nerd Comedy

Black Nerd (Black Ner-erd)
Comedy (Com-e-dee)
Dot Com

(oohing…)

Super Mushroom
Fire Flower
Now you’re playing with power

Hey Black Nerd, what’s your game
What’s the video system you claim
Nintendo, that’s for me
Gotta get my hands on that ooo-ooo-Wii
Don’t need me a PS3
Can’t afford an Xbox360
With 250, I’m in luck
I found one in stock with Wiimote and Nunchuck

I’m a Buy Mii a Wii
Ooo-Wii-ooo, I’m a take you home wit me
Hook you to my TV
Put the sensor bar on top
Add Wi-Fi to use Wii Shop
We playin’ Nintendo, oh, oh, oh, oh
Super Paper Mario, oh, ooo-ooo-oh-oh, oh, ooo-oh oh

Make my Mii, tall and black
Everybody Votes Channel, download that
Gonna guess what ya’ll say
Then I’ll find all my Mii’s on Wii Play
Read the news, check forecast
Pop in Wii Sports, play golf and ten-nas
Bowling, baseball, you gon see
That no other system can touch my Wii

I’m a Buy Mii a Wii
Ooo-Wii-ooo, I’m a take you home wit me
Hook you to my TV
Now I get my Internet
Right up on my TV set
We playin’ Nintendo, oh, oh, oh, oh
Super Paper Mario, oh, ooo-ooo-oh-oh, oh, ooo-oh oh

Won’t you play Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess
Link turn to a wolf for all his nighttime missions
Certified Luigi for Mario Party
And earned a Wii Degree from Big Brain Academy
Super Mario Galaxy, I made the assumption
That it’ll be as awesome as Metroid Prime Corruption
And Smash Bros. Brawl, adding Snake to the crew
I need 1000 Wii Points, betta make it 2
So I can play some Genesis, TurboGrafx
And NES 8-bits without blowin’ cartridges
Or laugh at mini-games by the Ravin’ Rabbids
But please somebody tell me what the hell’s an Elebit

I’m a Buy Mii a Wii
Ooo-Wii-ooo, I’m a take you home wit me
Hook you to my TV
Now I get my games of old
With virtual console downloads
We playin’ Nintendo, oh, oh, oh, oh
Super Paper Mario, oh, ooo-ooo-oh-oh, oh, ooo-oh oh

Make Smooth Moves, Form Baton
Form Baton, do the Umbrella
Aaaaaah, slap!
Now Mohawk, Elephant
Wario Ware for your health
Make Smooth Moves, Form Baton
Form Baton, do the Samurai
Aaaaaaah, slice!
Now Janitor, Tug-of-War
You can play Wii by yourself

I’m a Buy Mii a Wii
Ooo-Wii-ooo, I’m a take you home wit me
Hook you to my TV
I will spend all of my dough
For anything by Nintendo
We playin’ Nintendo, oh, oh, oh, oh
Shigeru Miyamoto, oh, ooo-ooo-oh-oh, oh, ooo-oh oh